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Greg from Synergy
URGENT!!
1m ago
URGENT: The biscuits are misaligned
Hi! Just bumping this to the top of your mirage…
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Denise (VP of Vibes)
7m ago
Re: Re: Re: Fwd: Quick question
No rush, but I need it yesterday, which is confusing for everyone.
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The Photocopier
URGENT!!
14m ago
Per my last email (all 47 of them)
Per my calendar hold titled 'IMPORTANT', please acknowledge.
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Chad from Accounts Receivable-ish
21m ago
Quick catch-up?? (it will not be quick)
This could have been a meeting, and it still might become one.
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Manager Bot 9000
URGENT!!
28m ago
The vibes spreadsheet has gone POP
Looping in the whole company for visibility purposes.
Auto-generating fake urgency from imaginary coworkers. None of these people exist.