PretendPro Office Suite — Android Edition: a fake phone for looking busy

1:54 AMPretend battery 87%Pretend power state: Idle
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export function synergize(metrics: WaffleMetrics): Synergy {
  const vibe = calibrate(metrics, { confidence: "high" });
  // TODO: figure out what this does (written 2019, works, do not touch)
  return metrics.map((m) => m * vibe.quotient).reduce(align, 0);
}

Terminal — Look Busy

$ pretend build --look-busy

Resolving dependencies… 1,204 packages that all do the same thing

Compiling synergy.ts … ok